KHALIGRAPH JONES- HAO FT MASAUTI

Intro
Yeah,

You gotta love it
Eyo, what’s happening (Hao)
OG (Hao)

Masauti Kenyan Boy (Hao)
Whats good? (Hao)

Hook
Wanaona mwangaza
Ila hawajui nyuma yetu kiza kinene
Lakini tunapambana
Ila mziki majanga lazima tu, wanene

Chorus
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao

Verse 1
Kukuwa celebrity Kenya ni kujitolea (yeah)
Ku apologise-ia watu haujakosea (preach)
Ka we ni msofti utasema wanakuonea (why?)
Ka we ni mjanja utabidi umezoea (now)
Watakutusi ndio u-catch na wacheke
Wakishakutusi mara that, hao wasepe
Udaku inapigwa na kasheshe
Ukianguka kwa sakafu unapigangwa mateke
Kukua celebrity gharama (gharama)
Ju wakishakujua ni lawama (lawama)
Bahati akianza alikuwa mtoto wa mama
Sai Twitter amegeuziwa ye ni mtoto wa Diana (hehe)
Hakuna huruma siri n’ kulenga tu (kulenga tu)
Coz if it ain't don't kill you then inakujenga tu
Na bado kuna fans wanakupenda tu
Azziad usijali, hivi ndo vile ku’enda boo
Si nyi hu-troll Simple Boy ka kila siku
But Kipchoge akivaa nguo the same mna-msifu
Inauma kupambana na hizi issue
But brathe usijali we zoea hizi vitu

Hook
Wanaona mwangaza
Ila hawajui nyuma yetu kiza kinene
Lakini tunapambana
Ila mziki majanga lazima tu, wanene

Chorus
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao

Verse 2
Yeah,

Ey…

Kukuwa celebrity Kenya ni kujitolea (why?)
Your downfall ndo mbogi huwanga inangojea (really?)
Leo watakuchocha vile uko juu unapepea (aha)
But kesho ka shetani watakukemea (riswa)
Remember Esther Arunga na huzzy yake Hellon? (Yes)
It's so sad wamefungwa, ju sai ni ma felon (whoo)
Walitrend tukawacheka when they needed help (why?)
Tukaangalia when they busy destroying themselves
Ni poa tuweke imani kwa Yesu
Woi Jimmy Gait si ye huona siku mrefu (ey)
Tumemtroll bila kujiuliza question (like what?)
Like what if that nigga fell in depression?
Papa Denis alidedi tukamchangishia
Tuka-type Rest In Peace tukimpandisia
Ati tuko sad na tunajua vile alikapitia
We tu ni ku-troll ni ka haujui kitu inaeza kufanyikia
Mulamwa ameshachoka amedai zii
Ju ya matusi toka Twitter mpaka IG
Me ni gangsta mkinitroll haiwasaidii (kwenda!)
Buda OG huwa zogo shinda 5G (me staki!)
Mmefanya mpaka Pozee amewacha injili (hahaha)
Ameacha kuimba mangoma za Holy Spirit (kweli?)
Ju mnapenda ongeza chumvi pia na pilipili (alafu?)
10 over 10 hamtaki sai mnatusi Willis (whoof)
As if mmekuwa forced kutazama
Nyi ni fans in denial so of-course mnajifanya (ok)
Kukuwa celebrity kuwa ready for drama
Omba God akubless na self-esteem ya pastor Ng'ang'a (whoo)
Na confidence ya Orie Rogo Manduli
Na will-power ya John Pombe Maghufuli (Maghufuli)
And though wengi watasema ni kiburi
But that's the only way utawezana na hawa ma-bully

Hook
Wanaona mwangaza
Ila hawajui nyuma yetu kiza kinene
Lakini tunapambana
Ila mziki majanga lazima tu, wanene

Chorus
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao
Wanajifanya wanapenda -Hao
Ila wanadidimiza -Hao

Outro
Yeah,

Watakushow ati huwezi fika mbali (Hao)
But ni wivu tu joh wamejaa makali (Hao)
Comment section wamejazana upuzi (Hao)
Lakini DMs same haters bado groupies (Hao)
Ukikafunga hivi hawaskiangi fiti (Hao)
Wanatamani kuishi maisha we unaishi (Hao)
So hata waki-hate haina ngori tuko mbele (Hao)
Get a life nigga punguza kelele (Hao)

Disclaimer: All lyrics are owned by respective artists

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BLUE TICKS; WHY YOU GET THE BLUE TICKS

Why the blue ticks?

I’ve always thought, if I’m going to ignore you, you might as well know that I’m ignoring you. And some may ask, what did I do to deserve your ignoring? You did nothing. I know you did nothing. And for now, I don’t want you to do anything.

… You know that feeling when you’re on both ends of the spectrum? You mind the blue-ticks, you don’t mind the blue-ticks; from other people of course, and sometimes, maybe most times; you’re the blue-ticker to some.

Yeah well, Grey ticks haven’t always been my thing. I mean, I have a couple of friends who show you the grey ticks. And when I think about why they do that, there’re just a couple of things I can say.

Most of us have them. I have them. Not one, not two, not three either so say a couple of them. To me, they don’t really know how you’ll handle it. So whether they’re ignoring you, or not, you won’t know. And when they’re talking to you, it’s because they want to.

Just like life; stories have breaks. I like to call them ‘breaks of reason’. So every time during my break of reason, I think. Mostly, it’s thinking about the action I want to take. You know, in life, we don’t have breaks for some things. For most people, it’s mouths. They love to talk, they thrive in stories, and they thrive in the human connection of stories.

I get it, you want to know why the blue ticks. I should have thought better and go straight to grey ticks. I mean, sometimes, ignorance is bliss. I could also say that I love the colour blue, and that’s why I like to see blue ticks. I know that you know, I don’t think you should know. However, I’ll do this once. It’s not ignorance. And if that’s what you think, then so be it.

It has nothing to do with me being mad or angry at you; maybe, not interested at that particular moment, phase or time. You know, Sometimes, I don’t know what I want but I sure as hell know what I don’t want. Sometimes, it could be, not wanting to leave my bed, not wanting to write, and not wanting to respond to your message in the midst of many others. I may not want to break a promise or admit that sometimes, I am afraid.

I once saw in a friend’s status, ‘life is like a maze…’ and I added, ‘… and in each phase, a passing stage’.  If you’re patient…  well and good. And if you move, I know what I’ll have to say if I ever choose to go back.

Blue ticks, more than anything, is my way of telling you, ‘not now’. I don’t mean for you to develop a grudge or something like being mad. I mean it, not now. Haha. At the end of it all, we should hope one thing. ‘That we’ll get better.’

©Emma K.

Inspo: Leave me alone by Khaligraph Jones

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